Enough of this crap!!!

If I wanted to endure 100+ degree heat for days, or weeks, at a time, I'd pack up my crap and move to Phoenix. This is re-goddamn-diculous. The next 4 days are all supposed to be around 105 and it was 105 yesterday too. Our poor window air conditioner just can't keep up....it's a not so comfortable 87 degrees in our living room when the heat of the day hits. Usually, when I get up at the crack of dawn to go running I can count on it being in the 50s, but yesterday it had already cracked 70 and I was totally drenched with sweat by the time I finished my 10 miler. Seriously, why does Mother Nature hate me?? I wonder if there are any job openings in Alaska....